First and foremost, all of tonight's posts come courtesy of a wonderful computer in the lobby of Hotel Blue in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Not only does this place have fresh baked cookies in the lobby and Tempurpedic matresses, but I don't have to leave to update the blog at some mangy internet cafe. Hotel Blue is good stuff!
Anyway, let me take you way back a few days to our days in San Antonio, Texas. It probably should've disturbed us that no one at our hotel knew anywhere to get breakfast or even how to get to the Alamo. How do you not know that, you're a hotel in San Antonio! *rolleyes*

The thing about San Antonio that everyone should know if you're going to visit there is that you will end up paying between $6-10 for parking everywhere (and there is no re-entry). If we had this knowledge before we started the day, we would've planned things very differently. Or at least tried to figure out the public transportation system.
Was it the2manadvantage or Ozzy Osbourne who pee'd on the Alamo? I dunno, but after visiting we had similar thoughts. We were prepared to be underwhelmed so to speak. We knew it was the church and like a wall or something still around. But we were still disappointed. I'm not sure if it was all the unruly children running around (note to kids, historical sights are great to visit with your family, you can learn something, see really cool things like knives and guns and stuff and have a great time too! But you really need to listen to your parents always, otherwise it won't be so much fun for you or anyone else), or the heat or maybe we were just crankypants that particular day, but it wasn't so awesome. The fact that the powers that be (Daughters of Texas or whoever that runs the Alamo now) decided to build a giant gift shop to look like all the other real true Alamo structures to the point where Gale took about 35 pictures of it like it was something historic was annoying (and kinda funny). The fact that almost everything I learned as a kid about the battle of the Alamo was pretty much myth was annoying. So we were annoyed. However, we did enjoy the "Alamo Superfan" who worked in the cathedral and wore a flashy red vest and while we stood in a line from hell to see two rooms of random stuff, encouraged us with great fervor to stand around a scale model "and surround the fort like the troops did." He was a bright spot, so was seeing Davey Crockett's vest and the famous Bowie knife. That stuff was neat so I'll give the Alamo props for that.

Afterwards we drove outside of the downtown area (keep in mind that whole parking thing again) to visit two of four Spanish missions. We saw the San Jose and Concepcion ones and they were beautiful and very well restored. In fact they are still used and functioning as places to worship to this day. It was funny to find a coke machine in one of the rooms in San Jose. Wha?


We were pretty hot and tired and still a little annoyed at this point so we stopped to eat at the Buckhorn Saloon which claims to be the oldest saloon or something. It's certainly the trip's best tourist traps. hee hee! It had lots of dead animals on the walls and some odd museum. We skipped the museum because we had already seen a two-headed calf in Austin.
After lunch we parked somewhere else to go shopping at Market Square which had lots of cool handmade Mexican crafts and touristy souvenirs and more snow cones. I've eaten more snow cones on this trip than I have in my entire life.
After the market we went in search of parking yet again to check out the Riverwalk. I have to say, the Riverwalk is a super cute "river" (I put that in quotes because I believe it's a diverted canal or something man made, but whatever, I dunno, river works for me) that runs through town with paths along either side and cafes and restaurants and shopping up and down it. It's definately a tourist trap and is full of mall stores and a Hooters and what have you, but it's a cute tourist trap. There are even boat rides that go up and down the river.
So, to sum up San Antonio was not really our cup of tea. We might just be negative nancy's, but we were left kind of eh on this city.